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Look Away I'm about to Embarrass Myself
Still Me
Birthday Chaos
Broken Heel
Fuck the bloody off.
Frogs, Princes, and Other Ways to Die Unattractively
The Swamp Goblin Incident
OH
He's A Vampire
oh-my-God-my-wolf-just-claimed-a-vampire
A Bigger Everything
I wasn't ready
The Great Pajama Tragedy
Nice tits, sweetheart
Kissed, Bitten, and Barely Breathing
Vampire Kisses and Air Freshener Fiascos
Tattooed in Blood and Clumsiness
When Vampires Ink and Bathroom Fights Collide
The Great Mate Interrogation
I should've lied
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Frogs, Princes, and Other Ways to Die Unattractively
I wake up choking.
Not delicately like in the movies, where the heroine coughs up a single drop of water and somehow looks ethereal. No, I'm full-on gasping like a dying walrus that's been smoking for forty years. There's snot streaming from my nose. There's mud in places mud should never be. Th...