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"If you're someone else, then who's the person in this picture?"
Dua looked at the picture on the phone.
The picture was Diane's. What she didn't understand was that they look-alike.
"I must be dreaming," she concluded in her mind.
"But I'll gladly scale through this dream quietly, as a break from my miserable reality."
"Steven Levi, do you take Diane Sierre to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
"I do," hereplied.
"Diane Sierre, do you take Steven Levi to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"Sh...

“Kiss arse! Your contract doesn’t say you can toss me around!” Her voice sounded deceivingly confident. She was trembling inside, every fibre of her wanting to shrink away from the man who towered over her, watching her with his disarming gaze. Marc Aryan had unnerved her the first time she’d met him and he still unnerved her now.
“Kiss arse? My contract says you should obey my every command within the terms of said contract.”
Amelia Parker thought she had it all figured out - a successful ca...