My CEO Husband Stole My Kidney
Lotus Eater
Imagine this: I show up for a "totally casual" blind date, only to faceplant into my hot-but-stone-cold CEO. We even tie the knot on the same day.
Turns out Mr. Emotionally Constipated runs on premium husbandOS 2.0: he intercepts my ex's punch mid-swing like my personal superhero, sabotages the said ex's new girlfriend's "roofie-and-goon special" into a lifetime movie audition, and fires my backstabbing coworkers with "productivity optimization" severance letters... Bonus feature? He magically ...
Turns out Mr. Emotionally Constipated runs on premium husbandOS 2.0: he intercepts my ex's punch mid-swing like my personal superhero, sabotages the said ex's new girlfriend's "roofie-and-goon special" into a lifetime movie audition, and fires my backstabbing coworkers with "productivity optimization" severance letters... Bonus feature? He magically ...